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Uber Update – Day 2 Timbuk Tuesday

“The Sniper has decades of experience surviving in the barren Australian outback. The Demo, on the other hand, has never even been to the beach but his empty eye cavity naturally accumulates moisture that drips down his head into his throat, making him the equivalent of a one-eyed cactus that swears. This makes them the perfect pair to march straight into ...

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Uber Update – Day 1 Mobster Monday

The Heavy and Spy are up to no good again… Damn mobsters “With these two new class packs, you can join the “family business.” (We’re really talking about the Mafia!) Make people “sleep with the fishes” (kill them) in “cement shoes.” (No idea.) Then, “close the door on your wife Diane Keaton.” (Diane Keaton must never know about these class ...

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